• Looking as Rusty (my dog) as he tries to catch a fly.
  • Listen to the guy next door as he stops anyone he can find to talk about the wood he is going to put in his house he is building.
  • Think about black holes and the part they play in the universe.
  • Turn my TV on for just a little break and then 8 hours later think OMG I did not write on my treatment
  • Think that to clear my head I should play just one game of some kind witch never is just one.
  • The guy on the TV ask how many times can you call one number and it change your life? I say two times he says one but I think he is biased. Because if you call the number once and it changes your life your call it again just to see.
  • Sometimes I think I am a Rabbit other times I think I am a jack Rabbit but then I think maybe I’m just splitting hares.
  • I wish I still smoked then I could fill this time with that.
  • Dear God it’s me Michael and I’m having a hard time with my treatment. What animal can I sacrifice to get help and if that kind of thing is not something you do could you please direct me to another deity that does.
  • It would be so funny to say I speak Italian and say something like ” ll nostro asino ha sifilide e riteniamo che e stata la sfrontata nel prossimo villaggio” translation “Our donkey has syphilis, and we think it was the slut in the next village.” But I would say it all sexy.
  • Every time a midget falls down a flight of stairs an angel gets its wings.
  • I’m not sure that Humpty Dumpty was pushed I think he is lazy and was sleeping on the job and fell off but he wanted workmen’s comp so he said “he was pushed off”
  • Vogue strike a pose oh Madonna you kill me.
  • Does my life have a reboot button?
  • WWTPD what would the Pope do LOL
  • If I lived in Canada I would be there king. Once a year they would hold a party in my honor then have me killed for making them say about and not a boat. LOL
  • What is up with girls from Nantucket it must be the STD capitol of the US.